Swirly morels.

Oh my god! I have a lump that looks just like these morsels right on my crotch. No wonder katie is always telling me I taste so sweet!

Well, I call her Kate in the media, because my lawyers advise me to. Something about her real age, or other such legal mumbo jumbo. At home, when we're playing barbies and stuff, I call her Katie. It makes me giggle.

SHE LIKES TOMMY MORSELS AND KATY BITS!

http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2005/09/nestle-toll-house-swirled-morsels.html

Kit Kat

I keep my kit kats in a very secret place. Then I make katie try and find them. They almost fell out on the Oprah show.

http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2005/09/kit-kat-coffee.html