Mud?

Yes, it's true. I saved a small town yesterday from certain economic disaster. Some say that Aberdeen, WA isn't worth saving. That there's nothing worthwhile there. But I don't think so. I CARE.

I wish everybody would follow my example. All it takes is a red carpet, an armada of black SUV's, a good pair of shoes, and some sunglasses. It's easy and doesn't take Super Powers (though, for a small payment of a few thousand dollars, I can arrange for you to have some). Now this piss-poor town that had nothing good to brag about, except for somebody named Kurt Cobain, will FLOURISH and be a jewel on the coast, an example of what every town should be. People will have food and jobs and nicely repaired mobile homes all because of me.

I'm sorry for all the children who were crushed in the throng. But you should have left them at home like I did. Again, take your example from me.

http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2006/05/starbucks-mud-pie-bar.html