You people are such chumps. Goddamned chumps. You think I can't read the internet? I fucking OWN the internet. You think you can slide in on my piece of it? Oh no you di-int! No cyber-pirate is going to take my identity. Yo-ho-NO!
http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2006/07/dreyers-new-limited-flavors-zzz.html