On oats.

You are wondering what I was doing in Salt Lake City over the weekend, other than saving unfortunate civilians.

Well, I bring you great news. It turns out that SLC is full of Marmots. And these beings have a lot in common with Scientologists.

1. We both believe in a book made up by someone other than a jew.

2. We both believe in the restorative powers of LSD (though marmots refer to it as LDS).

3. We both have multiple wives.

4. We both typically hibernate in the winter.

http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2006/08/quaker-steel-cut-oats.html