Redstone? Fool.

Let me be the first to tell you, before it hits every newspaper, TV and radio station in the country, that I have decided to end my relationship with Paramount and the quite embarrassing Sumner Redstone. I can excuse the man's disturbing likeness to Norman Fell and the fact that he barely cracks the Forbe's top 100 list of richest Americans, but I can't accept the fact that the man has no business sense. I mean, when you look at it, what has this guy ever done? Meanwhile, I've made myself into one of the most important Americans of all time. When history is finally written (correctly), you'll see my name, TOM CRUISE, at the top of the list.

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