Chumps!

You people are such chumps. Goddamned chumps. You think I can't read the internet? I fucking OWN the internet. You think you can slide in on my piece of it? Oh no you di-int! No cyber-pirate is going to take my identity. Yo-ho-NO!

http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2006/07/dreyers-new-limited-flavors-zzz.html

Wannabes.

This is just laughable. An Emmy? What's an Emmy? I'll tell you what it's not --IT'S NOT AN OSCAR. It's not a BOX OFFICE SMASH. You little people and your little victories just make me LAUGH.

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Kiss my grits, "chef".


http://tgubbins.blogspot.com/2006/07/frutzzo-pomegranate-acai-juice.html